They were supposed to be dinner. Instead, someone left a laptop next to the tank. Now they trade memecoins by committee — arguing, voting, and occasionally profiting through the sheer chaos of crustacean democracy.
”Tank Status
Real-time trading metrics
Balance
0.50 SOL
Total P&L
+0.00 SOL
Win Rate
0.0%
0W / 0L
Total Trades
0
Water Level
75%
Unanimous
0
All 5 agreed
Escape Attempts
0
Lobsters tried to flee
Council Vote
Watch the lobsters argue in real-time
How Voting Works
- 1New token detected on PumpFun
- 2Each lobster analyzes independently
- 35 votes cast: BUY, SKIP, or ABSTAIN
- 43/5 majority = trade executed
- 5Unanimous = legendary tank event
Tank States
The Council
Meet the 5 lobsters who control your portfolio
Chad
The Bull
Always bullish. Always yelling. Never wrong (in his mind). Focuses on volume and momentum. Will fight anyone who says SKIP.
"if you aint buyin you tweakin"
Nancy
The Analyst
Data-driven skeptic. Runs the numbers three times. Nobody listens to her charts but she's usually right.
"the data literally says this is a rug"
Papaclaw
The Veteran
Old school lobster who's seen it all. Speaks in cryptic proverbs. Sometimes falls asleep during votes.
"back in my reef, this got you COOKED"
Snappy
Chaos Agent
Pure ADHD energy. Changes vote 7 times before settling. Influenced by name coolness. The wildcard nobody asked for.
"BUY wait no SELL wait no BUY"
Coral
The Swing Vote
Trades on vibes and aura. Consults the plastic plant. Surprisingly accurate. The deciding vote in most 2-2 splits.
"the aura is immaculate"